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Chicken

1. What do chickens tell scary stories about? The Poultrygeist.
2. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
3. What sound does a negative rooster make? Cock a doodle don’
4. Why did everyone laugh at the chicken? She was a real comedihen.
5. What do chickens dance to? Henhouse music.
6. Why did the chickens try and escape? They felt cooped up.
7. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken.
8. How do chickens feel when you remove their feathers? Plucking terrible.
9. What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning? Alarm clucks.
10. What do sick chickens get? Human-pox.
11. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken? A peckyderm.
12. Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs.
13. Which US state has the most chickens? Yolklahoma.
14. Which US state do chickens avoid? Kentucky.
15. What do chickens fear the most? The Apeckalypse. Next: 80+ Dog Jokes

Beef

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef. Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky. Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef Q: What do you call a cow that has 2 legs?
A: Side of beef Q: What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
A: Steak Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef. Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry Q: What happened to the lost beef shipment?
A: Nobody's herd. Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands. Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.Q: Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak?
A: It's where the rubber meats the road. Chick-fil-A has a nice looking menu, but "Where's the beef?" Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria. Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly. Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon?
A: It flies through udder space! Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder! Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk. Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus Q: Why was the well done steak a terrible gossip?
A: It wasn't juicy enough! Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers! Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence

Sushi

What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi.
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
Japan.
I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
What is the most suspenseful sushi?
A drum roll.
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
Sushi left me.
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
The sushi chef finally located the buzzing noise.
It wasabi.
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
Why did the sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
Because he was outta tuna.
I’m playing a sushi chef in an upcoming play.
I’m trying hard to prepare for the roll.
I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary.
Sushi did.
What’s a straight-A student’s favorite type of sushi?
The Honor Roll.
I would avoid Sushi if I was you.
It’s a little fishy.
What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A rolls rice.
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a thesaurus?
A synonym roll.
I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.
I’m feeling a bit eel.
I know everything there is to know about sushi.
You could say I’m an a-fish-onado.
Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise it would be called suhe.
Did you hear about the new lawyer-themed sushi shop that just opened?
Sosumi.